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Recent Movie Reviews

Cleanin' da hood Cleanin' da hood

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I didnt even rank in this you bastard......

End of Aids End of Aids

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow man...

That was seriously fucking EPIC. Such a sad overtone to it. I hope this gets front page.

Schoefield responds:

Lol ja rite forkcluck.

Enforcing the law Enforcing the law

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well now, that was a nifty lil adventure!

I just wish this would have been longer! I think you should make this into a series.

Schoefield responds:

You say that about everything Mr Fork. Sheesh, if you were my boss I'd be working slave labour.

Recent Game Reviews

jazzy jones jazzy jones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best game of all time.

Its that simple. I hope you decide to make another one of these. Otherwise you will be seriously letting down your hardcore fans.

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Madagascar Soundboard Madagascar Soundboard

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Im not saying anything bad about you, so please dont take this the wrong way, but sound boards are boring and pointless. In fact, I normally wouldnt even write a review for one. I mean, obviously it worked, but all it is in an essence is just clicking on a button to get a sound. Its not really hard to make these. But anyways, I did not vote on this, I only reviewed it. Please invest your time into cartoons, or active games. Im sure you would do fine at either. -ForkClock

Frenzy responds:

Thanks for the review, and, since you're biased against soundboards (no offense), thanks for not voting!

I really appreciate that. Seriously!

Thanks for the review!


gimme5 - again gimme5 - again

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love these

I play these at the bar all the time. One lil suggestion I have is to not turn the pictures sideways. Its really annoying. Awesome submisstion though. Thanks for voting, ForkClock!
Your experience points gave you a voting power of 5.76 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 20% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 6.91 votes!

The more experience points you have combined with BLAM and PROTECTION points, the more your vote is worth!

You gave this entry a 5!
If this game is protected you will get a PROTECTION point!

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Recent Audio Reviews

Brutal Melody Brutal Melody

Rated 5 / 5 stars


ive been listening to all your shit, and its fucking awesome. I dont really feel the need to review it all, but you/this is fucking great. Im hammered and now im ready to beat the shit out of someone. For this I thank you. I added you to my aim because I wanted to ask you a few questions about your equipment. Please dont be weirded out by this.-ForkClock

GoreBastard responds:

Cool, thanks mate. That's fine man, feel free to add me to your MSN, I'll be happy to help you out!
Also, that's a nice list of favourite fucking bands you have in your profile mate. The fucking bees knees as we say in England!!!

Thanks for the cool compliments mate.

Thunder Storm Thunder Storm

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Fuck Dude

This is fucking hardcore. I love it man, I wish I could play like this. I can definitly hear the slayer influence, but it kicks serious hardcore ass. I am now youre fan.-ForkClock

GoreBastard responds:

Wow, thanks mate! Soon I will rule the world with my blend of death thrash grind gore metal!

Thanks a shitload for the awesome review mate.

CZJ Techno mix CZJ Techno mix

Rated 3 / 5 stars

not bad..........

but ive been playin guitar, bass, drums for 3 years, and have a pretty extensive knowledge of sound synthesizer use, and i can hear where you edited. it almost seems to cut in/out at places. practice and i bet u come up with some really good shit.